TOUR Angry Dragon Hoodie

I've said it before, but it bears repeating. Not many people can claim to have a pink hoodie, let alone one with a real actual dragon. It may look like this dragon is a cartoon, simply printed onto a ultra-soft GIldan hoodie. But if you believed that even for one second you'd be sorely mistaken. This thing is REAL*, and she BREATHES fire*, and you BETTER not underestimate how rare intimidating that's gonna make you look when you wear this thing.

*Our manager just emailed me saying I can't claim the dragon is real because then we can be sued. Forget that whole thing I just said. It's pretty much just a pink hoodie.